Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
Today, after spending two days spiraling out of control with my thoughts and online searches over my husband not being attracted to me, and our marriage being over, I realized it was just the week before my period insanity. I get to know I'm gonna bleed when the intrusive thoughts start to win. Being a woman is so fun. FML
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, I'm apparently so desperate for companionship that my body has subconsciously synced my period with the girl who works in the cubicle adjacent to mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML
Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML
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Meowingtons500 18
Midol and chocolate. Don't ask. Just buy it.
Petunia888 13
Time to invest in a man cave. Yes, a man cave will keep them out!
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Comments (105)
DeeBoii6 0
Good luck
amberc1991 7
I've seen this on FML before its an older one but it's on here
Swiko 11
Oh come on, girls only get to use the period excuse for 3-4 days, not an entire week. BS I say.
beauty_life_love 7
Girls that live in the same household sync to each others cycles.. It sounds crazy, but it's true.
Balloonpopper101 6
this one was already said back in December. u copy cat
fallenangel210 4
don't worry, eventually they'll all sync and it'll just be one week of hell a month. :-) Stay strong. lol
DiceLover 7
When I have my periode, I'm cranky the first day (or the day BEFORE the first day) and that's it. After that though, I get all suicidal because of the pain and scream in agony... Then I found Midol. It would, without a doubt, suck to have all of those girls' periodes so often, and considering the fact that you made an FML about it, it probably isn't pretty either. Sorry, OP. I wish you the best of luck!
Naomi Lacelle 14
You'd think their periods would sink up at some point, so it would just be one week or so of bloody hell (pun completely intended). Also, when you learned when all three of their periods happen each month... well, that must've been one heck of a conversation.