Today, after spending two days spiraling out of control with my thoughts and online searches over my husband not being attracted to me, and our marriage being over, I realized it was just the week before my period insanity. I get to know I'm gonna bleed when the intrusive thoughts start to win. Being a woman is so fun. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my period was officially 2 weeks late. I have a phobia about giving birth, so I had a panic attack, went to Walmart, spend $15 on four pregnancy tests and a drink, came home, and took the tests. All four came back negative. As I went to clean up and throw everything away, I got my period. FML
Today, my body has always been in a perfect cycle. The week after my ovulation, I start getting (in order, on a daily basis) dryness, itching, low energy, depression, manic mood swings, loss of appetite, bloating, and finally, when the back pain comes, my period. It all hit me in one day. Why? FML
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, I received the gifts of my period, diarrhea, severe dizziness and double vision, and an ant infestation in my home. These were followed by the glaring absence of any gifts from my husband. Happy 40th to me. FML
Today, I realized how toxic and controlling my wife is. She left to go on a vacation, and I'm so used to her micromanaging everything I do that I'm completely unable to function. I tried to play a video game and had a panic attack because I imagined her walking in and screaming at me. FML
Today, after my husband read about mental load and about what he could do to help with mine, I came home to a clean house, the chores done, and dinner on the stove. I was more anxious and stressed than ever, thinking, "What did he fuck up that I'm gonna find and have to fix at the worst possible time?" FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML
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sadderp 20
I would talk to your doctor about possibly having PMDD
FluffythePink 24
🫂 get a period tracker on your phone. A decent one you can train to your own cycle. It's a godsend if you suffer from too much pmt. You can't stop it but knowing when to hunker down with chocolate and trash TV saves soooo much crap.
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sadderp 20
I would talk to your doctor about possibly having PMDD
FluffythePink 24
🫂 get a period tracker on your phone. A decent one you can train to your own cycle. It's a godsend if you suffer from too much pmt. You can't stop it but knowing when to hunker down with chocolate and trash TV saves soooo much crap.
bazjack 26
Be careful with period trackers on your phone if you are fertile - in this post-Roe era, they can be subpoenaed for evidence if you are suspected of ending your pregnancy.
Wadlaen 24
I'm terribly sorry for your experience and PMS making you delusional. But I've got to admit that reading this kind of posts makes me grateful for being a man! Best of luck for the time that lies ahead of you!
dreams2383 20
I'm sorry but that's not normal behavior. talk to your doctor because your hormones are all out of wack. they should make you crazy like thar just because your getting close to your period.
Lost Reggie 22
Did you recently get tattoos?
d j mom 9
you need to see someone. that doesn't sound normal, more like a serious hormonal imbalance.