Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
Today, after spending two days spiraling out of control with my thoughts and online searches over my husband not being attracted to me, and our marriage being over, I realized it was just the week before my period insanity. I get to know I'm gonna bleed when the intrusive thoughts start to win. Being a woman is so fun. FML
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, I'm apparently so desperate for companionship that my body has subconsciously synced my period with the girl who works in the cubicle adjacent to mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML
Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML
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Meowingtons500 18
Midol and chocolate. Don't ask. Just buy it.
Petunia888 13
Time to invest in a man cave. Yes, a man cave will keep them out!
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Comments (105)
nadnerbz 6
Better enjoy your one week off!
ellieOphant 4
Guess you should have had boys? Or no children at all?
starflyer59 17
because we can totally pick which gender our kid is... also, who are you to say someone shouldn't have kids at all?
justspin 7
32- actually you can now somewhat decide. I don't know all the details but there is some way the gives you a better chance of one over the other.
DjeePee 25
Everytime I see 'women are bitches on their period' posts/gags, I wonder if the majority of women really is like that, because all the girls I know (myself included) stay pretty normal.
mcleod 17
Self reference bias?
eeppiicc 8
Alone most girls are ok but all those girls back to back to back, ***** gonna hit the fan.
tzhiting93 3
Really, I don't think all girls have horrible tempers during their period. Just maybe some things may affect them differently when they're on their period compared to when they're not or the way they react may differ as well. Sometimes it may even be an excuse for their cranky behaviour... you'd never know!
rubberduckie94 13
I think the mood swings get better with age. You learn how to control things better.
mermaidcentaurs 9
In reality, I just eat more.
Blueglasscup 18
When I have my period I feel like I have to be on my best behavior and not snap at anyone because I don't want to promote the idea that women are all cranky bitches on their period.
TheDrifter 24
It's not always constantly cranky, but most men aren't equipped for hair trigger tempers and near bipolar mood swings. 3/4 weeks of triple checking everything you say wears us out. Hell, half the time I don't understand why women are mad at me until I'm told.
924halle 8
Haha sorry, but I promise you it's much worse for us.
akallaan 7
Bloody hell mate. Good luck, you might grow a ****** with all that estrogen and menstrual blood hanging around.
alshygirl 14
Grow one? Lol
21jason 9
I'd tell you to run but they will hunt you down and they will find you
Kriyptic 8
Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife! Oh wait, they're the ones OP is trying to hide from. My bad..
tony1891 22
time to make that run to Walmart for tampons like a good husband. lol
I_lost_the_game 25
Is it just me, or has something similar been posted on FML before?
DarkHelmet 10
Go to sports bars to pass the time
HITide76808 0
Welcome to a womans world
superhappychappy 0
thats extremely sexist. just pointing it out.
kriz_allizwell 6
wake up already...periods dont make the unfairer sex bitch out...some of them just need an excuse..
Awsumuzzie 12
"Some", I'm just pointing that out. You do know hormones fluctuate and turn some of us into monsters by accident, right?