Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
Today, after spending two days spiraling out of control with my thoughts and online searches over my husband not being attracted to me, and our marriage being over, I realized it was just the week before my period insanity. I get to know I'm gonna bleed when the intrusive thoughts start to win. Being a woman is so fun. FML
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, I'm apparently so desperate for companionship that my body has subconsciously synced my period with the girl who works in the cubicle adjacent to mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML
Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML
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Meowingtons500 18
Midol and chocolate. Don't ask. Just buy it.
Petunia888 13
Time to invest in a man cave. Yes, a man cave will keep them out!
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Comments (105)
Mauskau 36
Put your daughters on the progesterone only pill. Stops periods, fixes mood swings. Well it has for me and I've never felt happier :)
BroadwayGirl16 6
My dad can relate, he has three teenage girls and a wife. That sucks for both of you.
fortune789 17
Eventually, after a few months to possibly years, they will synchronize and you'll only have hell for one week a month.
babe7260 30
That's brutal!!!! Sorry man!!!! I sure wouldn't wanna be you!!!!!!
uniquechic21 12
YDI just for being so insensitive. It's their lives that suck for having to have a period every month. You should be understanding of what they're dealing with, not feeling sorry for yourself.
Bob_Cat_fml 14
Of course it's hell for these women too but I don't think it's a YDI. He can't help feeling annoyed, can he ? As long as he doesn't blame them all week long for being on their period.
KatieKupcake4195 9
86 - Amen! I feel awful physically and emotionally on my period :/ So do a lot of other girls I know
anarchistpunk 3
Haha bro, much respect.
Calyx_fml 22
Give it a little time and they will sync up with each other. Really. Then you'll only have one week of hell.
pfclunchbox005 1
Constant blood flow for 3 weeks. My god. Good luck sir. You need as much as you can get. Your walking in a house where claymore's are hidden around the house and if you set one off..... Well periods make women crazy
neelvasishta 7
The only easy way out seems to involve getting bitten by that sparkly ****** from the twilight saga.
IworkAt711 14
This FML sounds familiar. Like there was one just like this posted months ago.