Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I was cleaning wax out my ears when my wife came barrelling into the bathroom, desperate to pee. The door slammed right into the side of my head and the cotton swab I was using was pushed all the way in and ruptured my eardrum. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
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Top comments
Askavi 37
Her ear canal must be huge to fit a tooth brush in!
bella_nana347 23
Tell her to use a ******* q-tip. That is disgusting
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Comments (42)
CrazyCatLady 19
thats disgusting and disrespectful start using her stuff to clean the toilet and other objects
grunt_fml 17
I am having a hunch that this is not about collecting ear wax. She might try to stimulate her vagus nerve, which is causing a "feel good" sensation. This is even used to treat depression sometimes. But it can also lead to respiratory arrest and circulatory collapse. I would have a close eye on her, when you find her lying around with a toothbrush still stuck in her ear, you know what is going on.
courtney_leath 14
At least you caught her so you can replace your toothbrush. Imagine if you hadn't caught her! She wouldn't have told you about it. Just hide your new toothbrush now!!
littlefoott69 14
on a more helpful note and to save future toothbrushes and such Introduce your sister to ear candling ..she will be amazed at how much comes out, and if she pisses you off again let the candle burn down and start her hair on fire ahahhaha