Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I was cleaning wax out my ears when my wife came barrelling into the bathroom, desperate to pee. The door slammed right into the side of my head and the cotton swab I was using was pushed all the way in and ruptured my eardrum. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
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Top comments
Askavi 37
Her ear canal must be huge to fit a tooth brush in!
bella_nana347 23
Tell her to use a ******* q-tip. That is disgusting
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Comments (42)
sparkledoge 29
I am disturbed not only because that's disgusting, but also because i'm 100% sure a tooth brush wouldn't fit in my ear canal. And i'm wondering how huge are those ears.
ulissey_fml 22
She needs to know how wrong this is . Give her a tip.
addie_Cato0o0 9
a Q-"tip".... no? OK nvm
jmcp1986 15
Any holes a goal
Colerich 15
i think there is a pretty common household object called a q-tip designed to do that hahaha
TyrantOverSeer 13
What the ****???
fullerkate3 17
She needs some Q-tips
lostmongoose 23
I would make her brush her teeth with it wax and all. More importantly op should defiantly start storing all their toiletries in their room because that's the kind of crazy that a conversation about respect and personal property isn't going to fix.
WaferKia 4
eww that's gross???do the same to her
Overlord247 20
Alas! Earwax!
capnjacksparrow 7
If you're gonna do some nasty shit make sure you're doing it with your own damn stuff