Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
Today, I realized my sleepwalking habit has reached new heights. How? I woke up in the bathroom. On a plane headed to California. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I woke up to 20 unread messages from my friend asking why I sent her stuff like, “I hate you” and “Get lost” at 3 a.m. Turns out I sleep-texted during a nightmare. Now I have to grovel and apologize for something I don't even remember doing. FML
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I took new sleeping meds. One of the side effects was sleepwalking. I had a dream my girlfriend wanted me to pee on her. Apparently, while sleepwalking, I pissed all over our dog. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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vencku 13
I'm curious what these texts are. Nonsense? A love confession? Asking for mommy?
ant1ion 12
Maybe you should lock it or hide it before sleeping
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Comments (95)
In_some_bullshit 13
Great excuse to use when you send nonsense text in the AM hours...
Seany_93 18
This i believe! I live in a 3 story house and i sleep on the first, my dad has woken up and found me on the front deck waving goodbye to my friends 2am, he woke me up and i said "what am i doing up here?" Then went to bed haha, True story 03/06/11
N3766 20
A talking dog...., it must be true now.
Silent_Thrill 17
DUDE! That's reminds me of this time I fell down the stairs when I was asleep. I didn't wake up, but I did get up and got a bowl of Froot Loops, then I played with my TMNT action figures. (I made them battle the Power Rangers.0 My cat woke me up by biting my baby toe and I was like "wha.........t!?" 12/15/02, 4/12/09, and last night. <----- you know it's true!!!
_krystallynn_ 11
i was sleepwalking a few months ago, because i started a new sleeping pill and i made it outside and sat on the grass, then fell back asleep again. i woke up at 6:00 the next morning, completely confused.
LittlestPrincess 21
"We have to cross the mountains on our slippers Nestor!!", that's what one of my friends once texted me while he was sleepwalking. Nestor is the name of his dog.
radmuffin 12
Nestor, like the Christmas donkey?
vesky 4
Be glad you do not sleep hump then. Or touch them in weird places.
j_cat187 20
That comment combined with profile pic seems vaguely disturbing to me.
sens3sfailing 25
Is it sad I can tell he is wearing a bazinga shirt?
FastidiousPear 6
It's more sad that he's even wearing such a shirt. What a terribly unfunny show that is.
tymarie2012 31
I do that :/
DrunkButterfly 17
30 - prepare for thumbs down from hell. Everyone defends that show here!
Catkam623 27
Did he really just say that the Big theory is unfunny, that explains why he gets none of the humor it requires that you can read at above a 3rd grade level.
Morqan_Freeman 14
I didnt know you could text in your sleep! Thats so fascinating hahah. I used to sleepwalk when i was a kid. I was told i walked down the stairs headed to the door and was about to leave but my grandma stopped me. Makes me think of what would have happened if i made it out :o
haggardohana 2
I actually do lots of things in my sleep. If you put me in a room with my BFF, then we can talk, cook, and even play video games while we are both sound asleep with no memory in the morning Our parents used to video tape us doing it when we were teens
theycallmekitty 13
If I get too hot when I sleep, I strip all my clothes off. Then I wake up naked and confused.
Catkam623 27
Can I sleep over? Please? Preferably during summer.
sunkissedluster 20
Ask your friend then? (:
BlowinChronic 18
I don't really think OP's friend keeps track of how many times they are texted in the middle of the night. I've been wrong before though.
j_cat187 20
So, you've been sending some twisted shit?
tj5810 21
It could be worse! Record yourself.
dancinwookie 21
I actually have an entire IM conversation, that I had with my best friend, saved on my computer from back when I was heavily sedated. It's pretty legendary. Even worse is when I have the flu I've been known to sleepwalk in the nude; my father sheepishly told me the following morning.
N3766 20
Strangely I admire your ability for texting while you're sleeping..., especially in touch screen era....