Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
Today, I realized my sleepwalking habit has reached new heights. How? I woke up in the bathroom. On a plane headed to California. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I woke up to 20 unread messages from my friend asking why I sent her stuff like, “I hate you” and “Get lost” at 3 a.m. Turns out I sleep-texted during a nightmare. Now I have to grovel and apologize for something I don't even remember doing. FML
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I took new sleeping meds. One of the side effects was sleepwalking. I had a dream my girlfriend wanted me to pee on her. Apparently, while sleepwalking, I pissed all over our dog. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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vencku 13
I'm curious what these texts are. Nonsense? A love confession? Asking for mommy?
ant1ion 12
Maybe you should lock it or hide it before sleeping
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Comments (95)
doglover100 29
I'm interested to know what you tell him
jml165 3
Sorry that's a very sad and lame excuse..... Jus so you can text random shit to your friend. Nd how do you not know? Go through your phone! Are you like dumb as ****?
murphdarkly 13
What do you text your friend in your sleep
thatsuckz101 1
time to visit a sleep clinic!!
loyeah 10
check the outbox?
moonfull101 13
Phone history?
LegendaryJacob7 7
Love #1 picture
VScpu 3
I agree you should just check all your messages on your phone to how ever far you can go in between the times 12 am to 6 am or whatever time you sleep and wake up. I didn't account for all the times you might have took a nap and texted.
VScpu 3
Just thought of something. I would host a sleep over and the main event of the night is to see how and what you do when you sleep text.
melkymac101 17
I've always wanted to sleepwalk