Intimacy: Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation"...

By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 12:51 - Netherlands

Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. FML

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Tuesday 13 March 2012 15:32

u should kick ur best friends ass

KMtheDrummer 6

Tuesday 13 March 2012 15:34

How do you not notice that in 2 months?

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guagmire 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 9:22

Wow ur hott

guagmire 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 9:24

Wow ur hot

stewy78 2

Saturday 17 March 2012 14:57

Or his sister.

mentalkayse 7

Saturday 17 March 2012 16:20

hilarious

totallyunsure 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 8:03

That would automatically end our relationship. Thats not a funny joke at all.

totallyunsure 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 8:05

Hea dumb, how do you not notice something on your car for 4 months??? Doesnt he wash it???

soccerchick022 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 8:36

It's called PROOFREADING!!

dakilla1 5

Wednesday 21 March 2012 2:23

Damn man

bhawks11 0

Friday 23 March 2012 15:48

Wow that must suck

wuzzup969 2

Saturday 24 March 2012 8:45

Probably would be okay for a sperm banking job

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