Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I returned from a 5-day cruise for my senior spring break, filled with gorgeous sorority girls from all over the country. I was seasick the whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, it's day two of my two-month summer job on a Mediterranean cruise ship. I'm incredibly seasick, and the ship is still docked. FML
Today, my boyfriend doesn’t like to go out, like at all. I went on a cruise earlier this year and met this guy from my school; we danced together, we talked all night long, and it was amazing. It's been nine months since, and I still haven’t got over it. I'm now questioning my entire 3-year relationship. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
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Top comments
namhowell 6
So what? This FML sucks ass! Just because he isn't over you doesn't mean he will stop you from doing your own thing, get over yourself!
MQ_was_here 0
You could always take him around the cruise for some "sight seeing" and just you know...push him over the railing? You can conceal the screams by breaking into a song.
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Comments (151)
meganh1015 0
girl cruise ships are huge and you won't be in the room hardly at all. itl be fun(:
cheech95 0
While i'm reading this FML their is an ad for a cruise
blingblingbling 0
F his life for having to go on a cruise with his stuck up ex.
rockin198 0
push him overboard lol
buttshapedfruit 0
be grateful that someone at least loves u :/
Gristle_Monster 0
Say "Sorry, sailor, but I found me a NEW seaman and the size of his boat makes me damp in the knickers so float your tiny tugboat OUTTA this harbor." *wink, commence to grabbing the first male within close proximity and raunchily make out*" Hopefully he'll take the hint.
blastvortex 4
YDI for putting a comma where one doesn't belong.
CinB_fml 0
This isn't going to ruin your life, now is it? Okay, then shut up and deal with it. ;)
mattyzcool 0
#2
watermelonteal 0
lucky