Today, I'm a 35 year-old man, and I'm moving in with my girlfriend soon. I have two options, get rid of all my lingerie, or tell her I love to wear it underneath my regular clothes, garter, and stockings included. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my wife spent a ton of money she took from me for a very expensive lingerie because, "it makes her feel more feminine and beautiful." Again. All this stuff just gathers dust in her drawers, and she keeps wearing the same ugly raggedy underwear for 3-4 days in a row, which is actually disgusting. FML
Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my house cleaner discovered I cross-dress as she was cleaning. She found the pretty nightgowns I wear to bed and other items. Now she wants extra money or she will make my cross dressing public. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
I feel like this should've been addressed much sooner than now.
cuz803 46
I highly recommend you admit to it rather than hide it. If you feel strong about it, own it and tell her. If she accepts it, great. If it's a deal breaker, it was never meant to be. Wear your lingerie with pride one way or another.
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MidnaLink 35
I feel like this should've been addressed much sooner than now.
cuz803 46
I highly recommend you admit to it rather than hide it. If you feel strong about it, own it and tell her. If she accepts it, great. If it's a deal breaker, it was never meant to be. Wear your lingerie with pride one way or another.
poopface82 25
As the son of two LGBT+ parents, lemme just say this - you probably are not going to give up wearing lingerie for her, at least not long-term. Sooner or later you’re going to want to do it again, so you can decide if you want to tell her now and deal with the consequences or wait until you’re married 10 years with two kids and a mortgage and get caught.
RichardPencil 32
I'm confused. She's your girlfriend and she doesn't know about your underwear? How can this be?
core01 30
Did you see that guy Mark Bryan in Germany? Channel him.
phile 15
No shame in wearing what you like, although it could get confusing on who's who
Crowned Sataness 12
This should have been addressed long before now, but really needs to be before you move in with her. It's a part of who you are. Attempting to give it up is going to eat at you and cause eventual resentment, and if you pick it up again and she catches you, it will be ugly.
Brightside86 31
I doubt this is a big deal, if anything it's kind of just fun and kinky.
Shzusuziq11 12
tell her before you move in. Chances are, she won't care
wereallxmadhere 4
I feel like this is a conversation that probably should’ve already happened. Gotta tell her and hope she’s cool with it