Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I returned from a 5-day cruise for my senior spring break, filled with gorgeous sorority girls from all over the country. I was seasick the whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, it's day two of my two-month summer job on a Mediterranean cruise ship. I'm incredibly seasick, and the ship is still docked. FML
Today, my boyfriend doesn’t like to go out, like at all. I went on a cruise earlier this year and met this guy from my school; we danced together, we talked all night long, and it was amazing. It's been nine months since, and I still haven’t got over it. I'm now questioning my entire 3-year relationship. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
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Top comments
namhowell 6
So what? This FML sucks ass! Just because he isn't over you doesn't mean he will stop you from doing your own thing, get over yourself!
MQ_was_here 0
You could always take him around the cruise for some "sight seeing" and just you know...push him over the railing? You can conceal the screams by breaking into a song.
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Comments (151)
BurtonRyder 0
you could have said no so you deserve it
ringmybell_fml 0
i would be more worried about the cruise going titanic on your ass. ;)
AlcaSMT 0
Obviously, he's either a stalker or you simply want him to be.
skeez_fml 0
get the **** over yourself. did you ever think maybe he's going because it's spring break and cruises are the thing to do and not because of your whiny ass? and cruise ships are huge and full of thousands of people, so it's highly unlikely you'll even see him. i was once on the same cruise as a friend of mine and we only saw each other once, and that was before we left port and texted each other to meet up.
pdale 0
You know you don't have to go right?
perdix 31
Don't stand near him on Hokey-Pokey Night! You put The Woman You're Meant To Be With in, You take The Woman You're Meant To Be With out, You put The Woman You're Meant To Be With in, And you throw her overboard. You do the Hokey-Pokey And you make your alibi That's what it's all about. Clap.
mandababyyy 0
haha! winnnn! :)
CinB_fml 0
Nicely done, Perdix.
astro2 0
i dont get what the downside is? was he a jerk? oh no someone actually cares about u. Geez not all of us are lucky to have been in a relationship let alone one where the other still cares about them. YDI
perdix 31
While I was usually the stalking creeper, a few times the tables were turned on me. It's not as much fun as it sounds.
perdix 31
While I was usually the stalking creeper, a few times the tables were turned on me. It's not as much fun as it sounds.
ImTrEvOr 8
Lol shall be fun hmm? gl
alexandraa_fml 0
Although its likely she may never see him on a ship so big, he may be some crazy ex like I've experienced, if so I know where shes coming from.. *sigh*
mzhonesty 0
At least you're going on a cruise. I got to drive through some more snow. Yay. :'( Also, cruise ships are huge. So long as you're not one of those girls flashing everyone, and so long as you don't join any contests, chances are that he won't see you unless he's specifically looking for you.