Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce. However, they asked me not to tell any of the family so that the news doesn't spoil Christmas. Thanks, Mom and Dad. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I checked my mom's email to track a package I'm waiting to receive. Instead, I found out my mom canceled the order, and that my parents are getting a divorce and have been fighting via email for weeks. FML
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML
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Top comments
abi96 0
Facebook has changed the way people interact DRAMATICALLY. Fyl
_streets_ 19
Well it's only official if its on Facebook.
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Comments (125)
alyssa1695 4
I read stuff like this all the time fml
TKello 6
Part of me really hopes this was done on 04/01 and it's a late April Fools Day post...cuz this is really terrible to not even have a conversation with your child that you're getting a divorce.
BoundByFire 0
what's the other part of you say?
dcats 13
this facebook shit is getting really old.
mintcar 10
Why are you friends with your parents on Facebook? I've always found that to be a little weird. FB makes things official. Just telling you wouldn't have been enough. Duh.
sum1two 0
I bet facebook is the reason they got divorced. Because of that thing, so many families fell apart.
jcrob 0
parents to be banned from facebook... my mum drives me nuts... comments and likes that about everything my friends and I post... make a 'parentbook' .. I could delete her.. but she's a bit unstable
tenniscrazy2 6
You should block her, then tell her that you closed your account. That's what I did to my dad, and he believed me :-D
EvilPotato 15
YDI for not checking your facebook ;-)
AnneFTW 17
A divorce goes on for months, the house would probably have to be sold. They'd be fighting over who gets what and they wouldn't be living together. There's no way that you could not know.
AWESOME3SOME 0
We all know who wont get OP... mahaha!
deweybig 0
sounds like me with my parents. if it wasn't for my wife th, my parents would have no idea what's up
lolwutdino 9
Facebook doesn't lie.