Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I found out that my great-grandmother was a cougar, seducing men who were barely older than I am now. I did not need to know this information. Thanks Grandma. FML
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
Today, my grandmother is upset I won't lie to the police for her and is now claiming that I'm involved in the Mafia. FML
Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
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thrAsHeRr9081 16
Why are you thinking about your grandma having sex?
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Ask to join her posse. Meet some new people
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Comments (97)
Anyb0dyTh 8
Why do you care? First of all that's disgusting that an old woman is still drinking and partying. Second of all you can have any kind of life you want if you go out and build it. But seriously hoping your dreams are bigger and better than your grandmothers! Wtf? Ydi! Cheers. Go build your future!
Mademoiselle_fml 34
I came to the comments just to say the same thing (as Alan). How is it disgusting that OP's grandma is having fun? Older people have just as much right to drink and party as younger people do, if not more.
kder0aeon 9
go grandma!!
arjun_peace 4
I think we found the real life Napoleon Dynamite :D
GeorgiaBea 28
I fail to see why you would want to be a criminal... You can get a better job, you cannot however, get rid of racketeering convictions...