Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Awks
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
Plastered
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
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hummingbug 2
wow. pretty much everyone who has posted any comments on here are jerks. you're talking about a REAL PERSON. i'll agree she's psychotic sounding but who the hell are any of you to say "dump her!" or "lets make her prove her depression!" obviously if she carved her last bf's name in her arm she has attachment issues and is overly emotional and needs help. you all need to quit being so insensitive. OP: you need to break it off with her but you should also definitely at least invest in setting up someone that she can attach herself to afterwards who is TRAINED to handle these situations. don't stay because you feel obligated, you deserve true love but don't be cruel either or you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life, guaranteed. i don't care what people say otherwise, you will never be rid of her memory if you do it cruelly.
Invasion976 6
Wrong sir, there are some people who end up following through with their threats after the break up.
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Comments (229)
sum1savemeh 0
#64 it's sexy? lmao
benthefolker 0
She's not your gf after a week, dude.
daneeyoll 0
I sense rough, rough sex
rockerchick92 0
damn sucks for you
adharkach 0
crazies are the best ones in bed
amy397123 0
My first thought. Crazy people are always good for kinky secks.
BleuPapillon 0
Wow! That is the definition and textbook example of crazy bitch. if she doesn't kill herself, she might kill you... get her some help and then disappear from her life.
Jadian 4
I posted this before, but it's not showing up... OP, you have to put your own safety and well-being first. Staying in a relationship like this will take an enormous toll on YOUR mental health. Sometimes you just have to break it off. In the meantime, you can have her committed involuntarily to the hospital if she's a danger to herself and/or others. If someone is making direct threats, call the police or paramedics. They can get her the help she needs, and then she won't be your problem anymore. Self-harm behavior, though not always a sign of impending suicide, is a clear sign she is dealing with a psychiatric issue. An ex-boyfriend of mine once made indirect threats of suicide and homicide. I went to a victim advocate, who made sure he wouldn't act on these threats. Then, I told the ex that I cared about him but that I had to consider my own mental health and that a relationship based on threats was not one I wanted to be in. We haven't spoken in months and I recently saw him looking happy in another relationship. If you think things through and do what's in your best interest while also taking her safety into consideration, things could very well work out for the best. Good luck, OP.
RyanZhang22 1
omg! have u ever heard through the fire by disturbed? that same thing happened to their lead singer, he broke up with her, she killed herself, so they wrote a song about it!!!! violence makes for awesome music. now, what was I talking about again???
realef 0
bitch is crazy leave now that's its early or ur stuck trust me and she wont kill herself its for attention and so u wont leave her
nothingbutnet003 0
dude, it's called inside the fire, and he never broke up with her, she just killed herself
seanseansean321 0
tell her parents and have her baker acted. your life shouldn't be egged cuz of some crazy emo chick