Today, I found out that my girlfriend hasn't really been "researching" for work on the Internet; she's actually been tweeting the same pathetic plea to a guy from One Direction asking him to "follow" her. She's 29. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stumbled upon my girlfriend's Twitter account that I didn't know existed. A recent entry states that living with me is pathetic; "it's just that the current economical situation doesn't leave her with many options." FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend only texts me when she needs help with her homework. FML
Today, my girlfriend posted “Alexa, play 'Flowers' by Miley Cyrus” as her Facebook status, all because I didn’t return her 14 missed calls. Apparently, taking an online proctored exam, which required absolute concentration counts as “talking to other women.” FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, out of pure boredom, I created a Twitter account. Looking for pages to follow, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend is actually someone's husband. A month ago he posted a picture of himself and "The love of his life", wishing her a happy 30th birthday. FML
Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
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Top comments
mpj13 8
I think your relationship is going in the wrong direction.
daniel_0084 14
Sucks OP. it's probably just a phase, she'll get over it. (I Hope) make sure she eventually tries to get a job
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Comments (90)
Cass_x 22
who was it? Harry, Liam, Louis, Niall or Zayn? :D
Phoebe_Buffay 14
... Were you just trying to show off the fact you know all of their names? Would you like a cookie for that? I...I don't understand the purpose of that comment.
Schiffy 18
No... I think that WAS the purpose..... i.e. pathetic.
canttalkk 7
Your girlfriend is awesome!!!
Treveyon56 14
Oh yeah because begging a guy to follow you on twitter is better than trying to get a job. You are an idiot if you honestly believe she's awesome for not even trying to find a job.
canttalkk 7
I never asked asked for your reply
beehardxcore 26
That's pretty sad... Just Zay'n.. :] fyl op!
olpally 33
That's ******* pathetic... Seriously?? :/ I wonder how many girls do the same thing though... That's very creepy and stalkerish on her part.
real_madrid 14
The real question is was it harry,Niall,Louis,Liam, or zayn? (If that's how you spell it)
ilytyvm 25
You have a picture of Harry Styles as your image and you're not sure how to spell one of their names? That's really odd.
lilhellian 27
Yes, let me just spy on her because she did something stupid and now doesn't have any free will.
TM24D 15
One Direction blows. Sorry OP.
idont9care 2
Is it just you misunderstand? Researching for work actually still has alot of free time
PunkySpunky78 15
To the op I like 1d too but that is sad that people stoop that low to get celebs to follow them Celebs hate when they are treated like they are gods and no humans
supernaturalcat 12
I hope she isn't one of those crazy stalker's that start following them around. You need to sit her down & point her in the right direction...