Today, I found out that my estranged daughter has been married for five years. I wasn't told of or invited to their wedding, and the only reason I know now is because she needs money for a divorce lawyer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Today, I found out my daughter got married and didn’t even bother to tell anyone. She just turned up at a family get together with some random dude and introduced him as the guy she married two weeks ago while drunk. They’re now dating to see if the marriage will work out long term. I can’t even. FML
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
Today, my daughter is engaged to her soon-to-be fifth husband. She's 32 and refuses to believe she's the problem in relationships, and she wants me to pay for this wedding. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I found out that my step-daughter, who is 29, still living at home, who I've completely supported since marrying her mother 16 years ago, wants her cousin to walk her down the aisle at her wedding two years from now and not me. FML
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Top comments
bigAC 6
don't help her
ocramavaf 15
well there you go I mean if she's estranged chances are either you, her or both did something to estrange each other, so I give both fyl and ydi
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Comments (101)
milyfesux97 3
If she had the audacity to NOT inform you of her wedding, she shouldn't have the audacity to ask you to help end the marriage. Don't do it.
fighterofwar 5
Kids...
perdix 31
Send her a money envelope with zero dollars in it and note that says, "Don't Be Estranger!"
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Ignore her request for financial assistance for failing to tell you about her being married.
Caitlyn2 0
Well... You guys apparently don't make contact with each other.
every1luvsboners 11
Are you a detective? Your deductive reasoning skills are quite impressive.
imratedG 5
My family can relate to this... :I
desireev 18
I hate to say it, but suggest a loan officer or something. I know it's your daughter... But if my child didn't speak to me for 5 years and didn't even invite me to her wedding, I wouldn't help her. "You got yourself into this mess.. Now get yourself out." I know it's harsh.. But tough love always teaches a good lesson. Merry Christmas, OP! :)
fmlswag 11
Well, she is your estranged daughter. As for the money well, it's for your daughter right?
laden_swallow09 35
As far as OP's daughter is concerned, she doesn't have one. Blood doesn't mean spit, and it's naïve to think otherwise. Thankfully, I haven't a reason to take advantage of that fact.
kerrybrent 1
Tell her to get lost
shots1996 8
You know, thats a bs thang for her to do. If i were you id tell her to **** off sinse she just now decided to tell you that shes getting a divorse in a marridge you didnt know about. Remind her she said "I do" after having been told "To death do us part"
every1luvsboners 11
Put the moonshine down and focus on typing, pls.
xeldawyn 14
Sometimes I feel ashamed that I'm Texan because of people like you.