Today, I found out that my estranged daughter has been married for five years. I wasn't told of or invited to their wedding, and the only reason I know now is because she needs money for a divorce lawyer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Today, I found out my daughter got married and didn’t even bother to tell anyone. She just turned up at a family get together with some random dude and introduced him as the guy she married two weeks ago while drunk. They’re now dating to see if the marriage will work out long term. I can’t even. FML
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
Today, my daughter is engaged to her soon-to-be fifth husband. She's 32 and refuses to believe she's the problem in relationships, and she wants me to pay for this wedding. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I found out that my step-daughter, who is 29, still living at home, who I've completely supported since marrying her mother 16 years ago, wants her cousin to walk her down the aisle at her wedding two years from now and not me. FML
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Top comments
bigAC 6
don't help her
ocramavaf 15
well there you go I mean if she's estranged chances are either you, her or both did something to estrange each other, so I give both fyl and ydi
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Comments (101)
4rmMiami 4
If I were you I won't give a damn if she needs money, I wouldn't give her nothing, she is asking for your money for her divorce and you never got an invitation? Hell to the no!!!
Calyx_fml 22
If you give her one red cent YDI.
blackstar994 5
You didn't see it on Facebook?!?
xoxPatrina 8
Well, you guys gotta real good relationship...
Entheatus 13
Tell her you haven't heard that you had a daughter in the last 5 years and hang up the phone.
kristac123 0
Wow, don't help her
delilah09 6
Classic !
lizliz23 0
dont pay da bitch, let her solve it on her own, i mean relly, the odasity!
laden_swallow09 35
There's an A in "really" and "odasity" is "audacity". If you're going to attempt to use big words, you should at least know how they're spelled. You get a C for effort, though.
Okayitwasme 0
Don't give her money, because it goes to a lawyer and he/she (lawyer) does't love you! She can get one without spending much money. It just takes longer! One rule we follow, never loan money to family, friends or ...ever!
saxplayer9291 3
Do NOT give it to her