Today, I found out that my estranged daughter has been married for five years. I wasn't told of or invited to their wedding, and the only reason I know now is because she needs money for a divorce lawyer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Today, I found out my daughter got married and didn’t even bother to tell anyone. She just turned up at a family get together with some random dude and introduced him as the guy she married two weeks ago while drunk. They’re now dating to see if the marriage will work out long term. I can’t even. FML
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
Today, my daughter is engaged to her soon-to-be fifth husband. She's 32 and refuses to believe she's the problem in relationships, and she wants me to pay for this wedding. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I found out that my step-daughter, who is 29, still living at home, who I've completely supported since marrying her mother 16 years ago, wants her cousin to walk her down the aisle at her wedding two years from now and not me. FML
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Top comments
bigAC 6
don't help her
ocramavaf 15
well there you go I mean if she's estranged chances are either you, her or both did something to estrange each other, so I give both fyl and ydi
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Comments (101)
Track1991 0
**** that. Divorce is for the weak. And money doesn't come easy. **** your daughter, she's a money hungry bitch.
zamdrivertank21 0
At least you get the last laugh, sucks about the family problems though. I wouldn't give her the money, if she's old enough to get married, she's old enough to make her own cash.
stupidisntcute 0
Doesn't matter who she is! If she can't call or be in someone's life without asking for a hand out....then do I really need to say more? She is using the OP at this point! Child or no child, they need to handle their own problems! Now if they were talking, being a family etc. then by all means help....but that isn't the case here!!!
phatdaddy62 23
I'm a divorce lawyer.
structuredchaoz 4
Don't give it to her. She won't appreciate it.
Marom 3
You are a parent, not a money jar! It's possible yours and her fault of being estranged. But trying to get contact only for money is awfully wrong...
KnucklesDeep 5
I hope told the ungrateful **** to **** off.
DriAA7 17
Well she can get it the same way she got the money for her wedding: without you.
lrgenesis 19
Don't invite her to your funeral or tell her she gets anything in the will. That'll even the playing field up a bit.
hateevryone 15
the hell? don't give her nothing until you get a good explanation.