Today, I found out that my estranged daughter has been married for five years. I wasn't told of or invited to their wedding, and the only reason I know now is because she needs money for a divorce lawyer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Congratulations!
Today, I found out my daughter got married and didn’t even bother to tell anyone. She just turned up at a family get together with some random dude and introduced him as the guy she married two weeks ago while drunk. They’re now dating to see if the marriage will work out long term. I can’t even. FML
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
New relations
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Love costs a fortune
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Who are you?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
Cash dispenser
Today, my daughter is engaged to her soon-to-be fifth husband. She's 32 and refuses to believe she's the problem in relationships, and she wants me to pay for this wedding. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Bitter
Today, I found out that my step-daughter, who is 29, still living at home, who I've completely supported since marrying her mother 16 years ago, wants her cousin to walk her down the aisle at her wedding two years from now and not me. FML
Top comments
bigAC 6
don't help her
ocramavaf 15
well there you go I mean if she's estranged chances are either you, her or both did something to estrange each other, so I give both fyl and ydi
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Comments (101)
Jekisbob 5
That's because she didn't have a "Wedding."
rickay14 0
It is a bit messed up but bro she's still your daughter
fatman1970 25
You should tell her that if you were not good enough for her wedding, you are not good enough for her divorce. She should pay.
X_Babushka65 5
Tell her that if she could pay for her own wedding, she can pay for her own divorce.
day_dreamer23 8
awww, thank sucks :(
vinathi 9
Communication issues much?
justpeachy5 0
Don't give her the money. The end.
giggitygoo12 7
Don't give her anything
Baller_Bob 17
Tell her to **** off
sonasonic 34
What daughter?