Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Anonymous
Alingsås, Sweden
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Anonymous
Boiling Springs, United States
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Jessica
United Kingdom
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
MIA
Today, on Maury…
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Raiders4ever
United States
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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tinytimmy2 2
Jerry Jerry!!!
HollyoaksFan93 9
The OP is male so the kid isn't actually his it's his brother so his wife/girlfriend must have slept with his brother behind his back..
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superfly09 3
sounds like a soap!
scottishandrew1 0
that sucks... but the ultimate payback is making your brother pay child support, then using his money to buy a new corvette!!!
mariet_fml 23
This. This so hard.
FelixGold 2
This right here. That will be the brothers most expensive (hopefully) one night stand!
ScuseMePrincess 2
Keep your pimp hand strong, OP.
SexyQueen0905 24
Man, your wife has got some explaining to do. I'm sorry OP, that's got to be horrible. FYL
rhysfucker 24
wow. I think you should have a long talk with your wife and brother; I wouldn't tell your son anything unless medically necessary. one positive is that you know who the real baby daddy is...
dazedgirl 0
how the hell does that even happen...I mean u should kno!!
iamtwiggyme 0
How would he ever know that? If his wife gives no reason to doubt her fidelity, I see no reason why he would suspect that his son isn't his.
thewife5 19
how would he know.. his son probally still looks like him since the sperm came from his brother.. sorry op.. bummer:(
anovick 0
FAIL!!!!!!
camoney 4
whoo hoo no child support.
LemonStarship 5
Shit happens?
DaM_iM_sO_nY 2
hope you make them pay for the DNA test and sue for any and all $$$$ spent on the kid .... last thing stay in the kids life it will remind her that she is a hoeeeeee