Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, on Maury…
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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tinytimmy2 2
Jerry Jerry!!!
HollyoaksFan93 9
The OP is male so the kid isn't actually his it's his brother so his wife/girlfriend must have slept with his brother behind his back..
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Comments (544)
serenity40 6
How is that even possible? did you have sex with your sibling? ew!
Suburban_Dude 0
Well, at least he's not both right? Hopefully?
crazyaces89 7
I'm not really sure how to respond to this one.....
bingo01_fml 13
to#3: his wife slept with his brother, and it is really his brother's kid. Duh.
Beowulf209 5
that has Jerry Springer written all over it!!!
ssllgymnast 0
wait I'm really confused wouldn't you know if you had a kid eight years ago? instead of someone elses?
newjerseyguy 0
if my brother ever betrayed me like that I would cut off his dick. i really hope you put your brother in the hospital for that.
lolatlifehahaha 0
So, what's gonna happen to the kid now, I wonder...
igotprobz 0
man, iknow that hurt.. keep your head up
the_bass_man007 0
id be getting at a divorce attorney. and your brother. FYL man.