Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, on Maury…
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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tinytimmy2 2
Jerry Jerry!!!
HollyoaksFan93 9
The OP is male so the kid isn't actually his it's his brother so his wife/girlfriend must have slept with his brother behind his back..
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Comments (544)
dira43 0
how did that happen?
ella868 0
oh. that really sucks
nerdwithagun 0
Wut
jman2324 0
Maury say " you are......not the father!
bubo_fml 11
Bros B 4 Ho's! Sue the fukka 4 8yrs of child support! Get that ol' crooked azz Judge Judy to take yer case! Cue up "Duelin' Banjos" while yer at it!
csi13 8
how does that work??
tngmtntnnjatrtl 1
His wife slept with his brother... duh.
Shiden 3
I'm really sorry to hear that...
choclatmuffin101 2
Yowch...
makkwheel 0
howw?? what the hell.?
LittleMagicWolf 7
oh damn D: