Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
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xshyguyx 0
Congrats on the better grades now i suppose you will get?
MysteryJoker 5
I can imagine this scenario you: *raises hand in classroom* Miss, Can I transfer classes? teacher: Why? you: Because you are sleeping with my Dad.
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Comments (93)
CallMeHush 1
A little half brother or sister, your mom is pissed, and dad is stepping out with someone that you least expected. Welcome to the club! It is weird but you'll adjust.
lolhahahahhahaaa 0
u can't get fired for having a affair
myfriend_youfail 3
You can if the school board finds out about it and deems it a conflict of interests.
lolhahahahhahaaa 0
man there will be akward parent teacher intverveiws
blindwhisper 0
i doubt the teacher didn't know that he was a student's father - anyways this should be checked first. then u should report her; her personal life stopped being so personal the moment she decided to announce it in class. oh and u should get an A as the final score for the subject - emotional distress etc. if she doesn't get fired, move to another class (i'd find it normal for the school to make this proposal). as for the future sister/brother, if u want them to be a part of your life that's fine, but if not it's totally understandable. right now, u have to think only about you, not about the new extended family. i know this might sound selfish to some people, but it seems that she really needs to do it, since the people who were supposed to protect her keep on failing.
thethreestooges 0
It's kind of difficult to keep a pregnancy a secret if you're the mother. Eventually, people are going to find out. The class doesn't know who the baby belongs to, so that aspect of her personal life is still personal.
FMLlostme 0
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perdix 31
You're an excellent daughter and a highly-effective wingman. Your dad owes you one.
perdix 31
It funny how both you and your dad could have given your teacher the clap.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
(golf claps) Brava, good sir. Brava.
Erindub 0
Sounds like Hank Moody is your father. I love Californication!
xclegend613 0
you just got an A in that class if you can get your dad to keep banging her
quarty165 0
No, trust me, liking them is worse. Realizing that the only reason they've been so nice to you is because they used you to get to your parents is far worse. Now having to see her everyday? I'm so sorry, OP. Tell the school, change classes, and maybe even get her fired. Teachers are held to high standards, and if having your student's father's baby is not beyond boundary limits, I don't know what is. Now she may not have known your father was married or that he was, in fact, your father; you should find that out too. And to all of you who say she'll get A's in the class, do you really think she gives a damn right now?