Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
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xshyguyx 0
Congrats on the better grades now i suppose you will get?
MysteryJoker 5
I can imagine this scenario you: *raises hand in classroom* Miss, Can I transfer classes? teacher: Why? you: Because you are sleeping with my Dad.
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Comments (93)
wh4t3v3R 0
Please tell me you're yourself the daughter of a teacher, cause that would be even funnier...when you reunite with your older 1/2 siblings who tell the same story.
FerrariCake 2
Guess now you know what dad was doing at those "parent-teacher conferences".
neon_shoes 0
(; haha, I love you :)
ladiesman14 0
boohoo get over it and deal with it. your just mad that he will have to pay child support. which means less money to spend on you. getting her fired will only make things worse for your stepsister.
Tigg3r 3
Haha, awesome conversation, OP: *raises hand* Teacher: Yes? Op: Can I use the restroom? Teacher: Why? OP: You are sleeping with my father and going to have his baby soon. Class: OMG!!!!!!!! Then they would all gawk like idiots at you. Have fun and FYL!!!
sj_fml 0
what you must do is go up to her in the middle of the class and hug here, then say mommy!
JustaAngel 6
You saw something in her,and so did your dad.I look forward to your episode of Maury
COBRAMORPH 0
How do you be sure who the father is? Get that thing tested ASAP.
r37s4090Xl7N 0
Seriously, who your dad has sex with is none of your business
hayride1987 0
ummmm it is if he's still married to her mother....
fourzerofour 0
Dude... Wow. You now have the perfect blackmail for your dad AND your teacher. Use it wisely.
Sahuro 2
I dunno if your parents are divorced or not, but regardless, why should that affect your view on your teacher? She can sleep with whomever she wants, and so can your dad. BE HAPPY FOR THEM! =)