Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
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xshyguyx 0
Congrats on the better grades now i suppose you will get?
MysteryJoker 5
I can imagine this scenario you: *raises hand in classroom* Miss, Can I transfer classes? teacher: Why? you: Because you are sleeping with my Dad.
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Comments (93)
baby_gurl2405 0
ha omg sucks to be you majorly. who wants to have their dad with their teacher? like eww wrong much? unless of course they were already married and watever. but u might wann stay with ur mum in this situation :P
bugmenotmofo 34
Shmashmorshun down the stairs.
bored690 0
BLACKMAIL HER Then it's a FHL.
aideybear 0
and THAT'S a felony
startafire 0
You probably could get her fired for that since the school won't want to look bad by condoning a teacher having an affair with a student's father. At the very worst, the pretty much have to let you have a different teacher if another one is available because of the conflict of interest.
fightingkittens 39
Schools never fire teachers. It's such a pain in the ass. If it even becomes an issue, the school could say, "She didn't know it was a student's father," and avoid having to deal with all the paperwork of firing her and hiring a new one. No one would hold it against them, believe me. FYL, OP. Definitely switch classes.
roflcobra 4
See, THIS is a FML.
FMLpost187 0
Your teacher should be fired anyway for not teaching you how to spell. (CongraDulated)
zombifysara 6
...you're an idiot, and clearly failed more than a few spelling lessons yourself.
Esnedon 0
#19: I "congrad" you on your correction fail. Honestly, there are so many grammar nazi's out there that just end up making themselves look like morons.
hijkl00 0
#19 Actually they are correct, you are wrong. If you are going to be a dick and correct peoples grammar, at least learn to spell first.
_anonymoose_ 0
#19 Grammar nazi fail.
Lawlipop 3
You are so fail it's funny. Learn to spell before you try to pretend you're superior to others.
KenMcGormick 0
hell... a FML within a FML... #19 Today, i corrected someone's spelling mistake and got corrected. FML
toomuchIron_y 0
i modded this :)
Iwannabetreo 11
Yay you.
ifinishlast 0
wow this really is an FML. shit I feel bad for you
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Odds are this will result in some dramatics on the Maury show.
rikki_king105 0
I guess it's your dad's favorite teacher too.....