Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
xshyguyx 0
Congrats on the better grades now i suppose you will get?
MysteryJoker 5
I can imagine this scenario you: *raises hand in classroom* Miss, Can I transfer classes? teacher: Why? you: Because you are sleeping with my Dad.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (93)
isabelle99_fml 0
to the people that said YDI how did she?
fmylife1363 0
omg! same thing happened to me, my dad was having an affair with my fav teacher, while dating another woman. They got married last summer, & i now have a new sibling
xForeverLifeless 0
She always gave you A's right? Thats all that matters.
Ritz234 0
Even if she wasn't fired for having an affair with her students father, it is ILLEGAL for a teacher to teach a student that she is personally involved with (eg daughter, niece, lover's daughter)
starberries 0
No it isn't. Maybe where you live, but don't generalize that to the entire world.
Rose412100 0
It's not illegal. I've had teachers who have taught his/her's daughter/son.
Rawr_18 2
Trip her let's see of she loses the baby then we're all happy!
4everFastpitch5 2
Aw FYL
p3mguin 7
Not to rain on your parade, lol, but if she does get fired that means that she will probably need money an look for ops dad for help. Money, even a house. That would be a bad idea.
Strawberry_1622 7
sounds like my dad
razbery_nerd 4
Damn.. Just.. Damn..
Sugarita 7
Aww that's nice. I hope you start a new life with two new ppl in ur life. Take it easy and let things work their way out!