Alexa, play "Some Things Last a Long Time" by Daniel Johnston
Today, it's been one week since I found out that my ex got married. Since then, every night I dream about her breaking up with me again. Apparently, time doesn't heal all wounds. FML
Today, it's been one week since I found out that my ex got married. Since then, every night I dream about her breaking up with me again. Apparently, time doesn't heal all wounds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
Today, while having the most stressful work week ever, it's also the first time I’ve seen my ex since she dumped me about a month ago. She’s happy and ecstatic; I’m stressed out and still semi heart broken. FML
Today, I got turned down for my dream job. Why? Because my ex phoned the company and told them how bad I would be for the job. He phoned me and said, "Now you know how it feels to be turned down." We dated for 2 weeks, 11 years ago. I'm now married and haven't spoken to him since we broke up, so I guess he's been stalking me. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I've had the exact same dream every night for a month. I'm sick of it. FML
Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
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TwoBytesCarley 27
Time means diddly if you haven’t processed the grief of losing an SO. Your dreams are now trying to do subconsciously what you haven’t finished consciously.
RichardPencil 32
It does, but it's just a very slow-acting drug. One week is just good enough to heal the hurt of something like the McRib disappearing again. Losing an SO takes much more time.
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RichardPencil 32
It does, but it's just a very slow-acting drug. One week is just good enough to heal the hurt of something like the McRib disappearing again. Losing an SO takes much more time.
TwoBytesCarley 27
Time means diddly if you haven’t processed the grief of losing an SO. Your dreams are now trying to do subconsciously what you haven’t finished consciously.
SJKatt 15
It's not that time heals wounds, it's that healing takes time. You still need to do the heavy lifting of grieving and overcoming the loss. Therapy can be helpful, because you have someone to help you discover the tools unique to you to heal.