thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gotta start somewhere
Today, I found out my parents paid my "best friend" to be my friend for the past 7 years. She's my only friend too. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Anonymous
Crowley, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr
Ottawa, Canada
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Lovesucks
Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Is she better than me?
Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday, is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
thnxbabe
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
waterspike
France
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Anonymous
Port Moody, Canada
Daddy's little girl
Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost 10 years was/is a Sugar Daddy to a girl I know, for the past 7 months or so. I found out through a mutual friend.. FML
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LTMcleod 0
win win, you get free food and your friend loves you!
crimson46 0
that sucks.
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Comments (259)
rocket319 0
I don't get how this is an FML... at least you have a friend who willingly and regularly gives up her money just to see you happy.
cassdede 0
it depends how much was she paying him... jk
blademaster23 0
ur falt
asphyxia_fml 0
At least she has a friend to do that. The nicest thing my "friend" has ever done was ask out the girl i was crushing on for the past 3 years. "/
purpledp12 0
that really does suck!!
samantha_durano 6
what does stfu mean?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
STFU= Shut the f**k up.
GiganTronic 0
Shut The **** Up: STFU.
GiganTronic 0
You win this time, mermaid!
MadaZer0 8
Dude... She always wins... Even when she loses.
samantha_durano 6
okay thankks:)
XxPLAYMAKERxX 0
snickerdoodles....I want to curbstomp your ugly mug....have a nice day!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
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jollykilla704 0
you have such a nice best friend :)