thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gotta start somewhere
Today, I found out my parents paid my "best friend" to be my friend for the past 7 years. She's my only friend too. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Anonymous
Crowley, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr
Ottawa, Canada
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Lovesucks
Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Is she better than me?
Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday, is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
thnxbabe
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
waterspike
France
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Anonymous
Port Moody, Canada
Daddy's little girl
Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost 10 years was/is a Sugar Daddy to a girl I know, for the past 7 months or so. I found out through a mutual friend.. FML
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LTMcleod 0
win win, you get free food and your friend loves you!
crimson46 0
that sucks.
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vbear2011 0
how much is he getting paid? cause i need a new job.
Honda288 2
Damn grammar police (#18) strikes again!
Honda288 2
#112 Win lolz
broke_otaku 3
but you know your best friend is dependable and cares for you
perdix 31
Does your boyfriend charge your best friend a flat fee for each date or does he give her an itemized invoice for services rendered? Gigolo, Inc. Rate Sheet Hugs $2 Kisses (closed mouth) $2 Kisses (open mouth) $4 per minute - Tongue $1.50 per thrust Boob Suck $8 per nipple Fingering $15 *********** $35 - Nasty Snatch Penalty Fee $200 **** $75 Anal market price ******** (received only) N/C
AngryNinja 1
pers has stunned us with his memorizing of corporate charts. ;)
ilovenina 0
hahaha
fmlanonymous_00 0
On the bright side, you have a very loyal friend. ;)
ilovenina 0
be happy you got a date.
jennjennsofly 7
what a friend eh? i would probably just dump him and never talk to ur friend for a while
shab677 0
It sucks that you don't have a boyfriend but look on the bright side. You have an awsome friend. He/ She is soo awsome that they even wasted money on you.
Winsome 1
Dump the creep and save your best friend some money.