thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gotta start somewhere
Today, I found out my parents paid my "best friend" to be my friend for the past 7 years. She's my only friend too. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Anonymous
Crowley, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr
Ottawa, Canada
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Lovesucks
Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Is she better than me?
Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday, is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
thnxbabe
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
waterspike
France
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Anonymous
Port Moody, Canada
Daddy's little girl
Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost 10 years was/is a Sugar Daddy to a girl I know, for the past 7 months or so. I found out through a mutual friend.. FML
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LTMcleod 0
win win, you get free food and your friend loves you!
crimson46 0
that sucks.
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Comments (259)
milkshakesrule 0
Well at least you have a good friend
iamelrebel 0
at least your friend cares. it probably hurts your feelings, but they probably did it with good intentions.
IthicaTheDragon 0
This ones wording confused me at first.
1733817338 0
wow friend sucks guy is a douche your life is horrible - FYL
BigLostBear 0
I know how to end this, Two Camels in a Tiny Car!
lmathias_fml 0
I have to agree with honeycat lol. I see this snickerdoodles on here all the time, commenting on everything. I really think she has no life outside of fml. So fhl.
Vitamin_C 0
But you're on here reading each one of her comments, so you're clearly not otherwise engaged. If you're going to pick on people for commenting a lot, pick on Ajjas, perdix, pedantic and mermaid (among others) as well.
AngryNinja 1
or we could pick on you, since you just named four of the more popular commenters.
MF12 0
well we read every fml, and commenting really doesnt take much time, unless it's huge like honeycat's... speaking of which since she has so much time to read each of snickerdoodles's comments and posted such a long one, doesn't that mean she had no life outside of snickerdoodles?
Vitamin_C 0
Angry - the point is there are plenty of people who comment all the time and picking on snicks is getting old. pick on me all you want, but expect me to tear you a new asshole if you're overly bitchy :)
HeeeB21 0
now that's a fucken friend
geoLa16 0
that a good friend
hannaclara 0
That's one good friend !
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Dating for pay.... A teen-friendly form of prositution :] Just kidding. That sucks :[
MadaZer0 8
whoa double penetration~
demoon_fml 7
@madazero-whoa, I like the idea.
MadaZer0 8
Mad is just fine thank you :D
MermaidSongXOXO 6
whoa doublepost