thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gotta start somewhere
Today, I found out my parents paid my "best friend" to be my friend for the past 7 years. She's my only friend too. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Anonymous
Crowley, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr
Ottawa, Canada
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Lovesucks
Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Is she better than me?
Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday, is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
thnxbabe
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
waterspike
France
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Anonymous
Port Moody, Canada
Daddy's little girl
Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost 10 years was/is a Sugar Daddy to a girl I know, for the past 7 months or so. I found out through a mutual friend.. FML
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LTMcleod 0
win win, you get free food and your friend loves you!
crimson46 0
that sucks.
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Comments (259)
moolicious 0
ill take you out on a date (:
perdix 31
How much are you going to charge?
honeybee366 0
is ur best friend male? if so you should date him. hell, u should date the friend no matter what gender they are.
SomebodySomeone 0
at least your friends not paying your bf to EAT you out'd,imagine how you'd feel then.
Sweetmeli 0
What a nice friend!
kemar7856 0
ouch at least she not stealing ur bf
deathartisan 0
keep the friend. and have her pay you to take a new guy out on dates. or just be happy with your life. te guy still took you out, but anyway. semi-fyl.
sleephunters 8
Aww. That is so nice of your best friend to pay for your dates.
drummerchic14 0
how is that a good friend.... a good friend would help her find a guy who really likes her instead of paying for her to have a fake relationship that she thinks is real... that's only of it's been going on for a long time though a few dates is w.e
arman1717 0
Ur best friend must really care about u stop bitchin!
fa11en 0
You need to get a new BFF and BF