weirdesout
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SalemSyfer
Belleville, Canada
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Anonymous
Kaul, India
I don't need to see this
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
13a5ic H1p5t3r
Spencer, United States
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
leeceetaylor99
San Antonio, United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
billjoebob424
Canada
Freudian
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
helpme
The long game
Today, my gay best friend slept over, as he has many times during the past three years of our friendship. This time, however, he confessed to me that he's only pretended to be gay to get closer to me because he's in love with me. I've allowed my stalker to sleep in my house and in my bed for three years. FML
Anonymous
Sierra Leone
Love is love
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
backstabbed
Australia
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Uknowwh
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
Top comments
yarbles 3
sleep with your penis out
trippydoll 4
Awww how sweet. Dont act like you dont like it.
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Comments (401)
tyrellaraven 0
I had a friend who woke up with his best friend giving him head....lol
natas_fml 13
this really isn't helping the whole "only steers and queers come from Texas" stereotype.
pantherpride98 10
That's not nice. I'm from Texas. If ur gay or bi u get made fun of here. So that's a lie.
aardvarkish 17
What's better than best?
natas_fml 13
OP spelt "gays" wrong.
tyrellaraven 0
hahahahahaha!!!! true!
blankettt 0
WIN.
jizzmode 0
You know you like it. Stop complaining & put your dick in his mouth. :)
OMGJASMiNE 0
haha I'd like wakinq up to that(: jk lol how cute thou(:
pariah13 0
on the lips?
ZoroFresh 0
clench them cheeks
nichybabie 1
wow, how'd you find that out?
eshhayz 0
next time you should get a sledge hammer and hit home run on his balls . then proceed to cook the gore in a pot , the ball sweat smell is just sensational