Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
I don't need to see this
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Freudian
Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
The long game
Today, my gay best friend slept over, as he has many times during the past three years of our friendship. This time, however, he confessed to me that he's only pretended to be gay to get closer to me because he's in love with me. I've allowed my stalker to sleep in my house and in my bed for three years. FML
Love is love
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML
Top comments
yarbles 3
sleep with your penis out
trippydoll 4
Awww how sweet. Dont act like you dont like it.
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Comments (401)
private21 0
oh wow I got the same problem lol
just4funbalt 0
how often do you sleep together? just think what else he's touched or "kissed".
Stevefett 0
Did you wake up with blood in your underwear and a sore butt? Or worse yet another sore butt and no blood? (meaning your butt was pretty used to it)
Stevefett 0
61-it never fails to amaze me what girls think is cute these days. Plus I am betting that kid is gay. Plus your hot!
ynnhoj 2
I dunno what to say except I don't know
aback 5
Easy enough fix--just quit sleeping with him. Or is that too "out there"?
Everlost 0
as long as he isn't doing other stuff.. I once woke up to one of my friends humping my leg.
donedirtcheap 0
Well, they say only two things come from Texas.
y3llowdrag0n 0
The thought of it is slightly disturbing
Alpha35 4
O yea bestfriends at it's best ........... I WOULD KISS MY BF TOO IF I HAD ANY FRIENDS GAWRSH DARNIT