Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year-old kid on Halo. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Q Hub
Believe in the Q
Today, I found out my 36 year-old wife has been cyberstalking an 18 year old-girl for a week. Why? Because the girl doesn’t believe in QAnon. I found out when my wife’s online business started getting backlash. FML
Anonymous
Online life
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
lonelyhubby
United States
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Anon
Lansing, United States
Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML
Somerandomguy64
Pleasantville, United States
Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML
Barry
Houston, United States
Mixed messages
Today, I learned that my wife lets our son play video games while I'm at work to "keep him out of her hair." We had agreed that he was forbidden from gaming until his grades came up, but apparently she can't be bothered to actually parent. FML
oldskoolfun
Warminster, United States
Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML
Shoe
United States
Way to be creepy
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Emma
Never forget
Today, I found out my husband has been messaging younger girls on Tinder and trying to meet up. I asked him why he would do such a thing when we have a healthy sex life. His response was ,“They’re just hotter, just like that senior football player you cheated on me with in sophomore year high school.” We’re 40 now. FML
Top comments
anti_average 5
You're letting your wife get teabagged, headshotted, and beat down virtually by a 14 year old?! :O
FFML_314 12
Your wife has some seriously disturbing issues.
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Comments (214)
hashoahxxx 0
halo working it's magic
dan_117 0
How the hell do you have a relationship over halo? And more importantly how does a 43 year old woman know how to turn on an xbox, let alone get on xbox live and play a game?
cutiepie31296 0
cougar
Cece14_fml 0
Wow now that's sadd! Good job Halo xD haha
Peaches1616 6
That's just wrong!
swimmer1195 3
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
claiiire_fml 17
My name is Pedo Bear and I approve this message.
gkflower 0
that's so gross :/
metalguy95 11
your wife's a cougar OP. good luck
bballgurlz24 0
im sorry i litterally have nothing to say to that