McWhopper
Brookline, United States
Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lilviss
Australia
It was yummy
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
John
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Lucia
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Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
MaggotMother
United States
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
Disgusted
United States
Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML
traumatised
Bubbly
Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML
Rachel
United States
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Roadkill
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
Anonymous
Wellington, New Zealand
Home invasion !
Today, I woke up to find my entire lounge floor crawling with maggots. Our whole house is clean, and they’re big enough to be days old, yet showed up overnight. I still have no idea where they’ve come from. FML
Ewwwwww
United States
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
maggotsinmycarpet
United States
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Top comments
jesterinperil 28
Rule number one: NEVER leave your reed on your mouthpiece.
Broadway_Vayne 32
That's sickening. I just hope you didn't get any of them in your mouth.
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Comments (74)
erin55378 17
Bring it to a pro to have it cleaned, you don't want to get the key pads wet and ruin them! And don't eat/drink before or while playing.
tranced_ 45
Funfact: Some people eat maggots with cheese. .
SarahSehhati 40
The maggots are in a certain cheese and it is very rare to even find. I believe one restaurant in France has it but its not like everyone can just eat it. So no people do not eat maggots with cheese....
doodlecloud 27
Firstly, he said 'some' people, not everyone, so he's correct. Secondly, there are multiple cheese like that across France and Italy...so a bit more common than one French restaurant.
brand125 17
27 - do you need to look up the definiton of "some" ?
SadSouthernBell 18
Oh so disgusting, I hope you didn't find out by one crawling on you.
gearhead369 20
That is disgusting! I hope you figure out how to prevent that in the future
PizzaElHutt 7
Us drummers will never have that problem. (;
EvilLittleMan 23
Damn ! Clean your tooter.
PePziNL 20
That's what my doctor told me last week...
rmsutton 20
YDI, take proper care of your saxophone from now on! That's just disgusting.
abNormal62 23
My god man!! Didn't your parents or music instructor teach you to practice safe sax?
InsanePPG 25
Better that than in your scrotum.
abNormal62 23
Nuts to that location as well!
Patriots21 14
Wow that escalated quickly 22
HoboMeth 36
I hope this isn't a saxophone that you regularly play.