McWhopper
Brookline, United States
Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lilviss
Australia
It was yummy
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
John
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Lucia
Creepy crawlies
Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
MaggotMother
United States
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
Disgusted
United States
Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML
traumatised
Bubbly
Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML
Rachel
United States
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Roadkill
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
Anonymous
Wellington, New Zealand
Home invasion !
Today, I woke up to find my entire lounge floor crawling with maggots. Our whole house is clean, and they’re big enough to be days old, yet showed up overnight. I still have no idea where they’ve come from. FML
Ewwwwww
United States
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
maggotsinmycarpet
United States
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
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jesterinperil 28
Rule number one: NEVER leave your reed on your mouthpiece.
Broadway_Vayne 32
That's sickening. I just hope you didn't get any of them in your mouth.
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Comments (74)
ptellini 7
Ewwwwwwwwww
hippodankamus 22
Did you find out the easy way or the hard way?
peacheso 31
There's no easy or hard way here. Both can be sickening.
TerraShadow 18
You probably need to get it professionally cleaned dude
BeautifulLiesx 24
I hope you didn't find that out when you were sucking the spit out of your reed. Yuck!
brvnnx 18
Throw the sax out! Yuck!
jasen352 9
You do realize saxophones can cost up to $2000-$3000 on average, whereas it could cost under $100 to get it cleaned, right?
bandgeek845 10
The guys at a music shop near me told me about how they once found a dead mouse inside a sousaphone (tuba). They still have it in a plastic Baggie hanging on the wall for some reason.
Exaspera 55
Change to the violin?
soulreaper12296 28
And that's why the tell you to make sure you clean your instrument every so often.
TheBossBryson 11
How many?
vyra 6
us drummers dont have that issue :p