Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with my friend's 18-year-old sister, took her on the vacation we planned, and will be starting with my company next week. FML
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
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neko_ceko 3
Who can resist Tarzan?
elisabethecstasy 0
Tarzan has that whole half man half monkey look going on many girls like. It was inevitable.
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Sekococo 0
they most of had wild sex and for INeedThisPen i suggest you put him in a cage for he looks for another jane
dgirlNYC 0
shut up.... I know who Tarzan was last summer... and he's engaged now!
hayride1987 0
there is probably more than one Disney cruise ship and therefor more than one Tarzan... but then again, maybe not
dgirlNYC 0
no, definitely not. Disney only has one Tarzan at a time from what I understand.
Raytestrak 3
Plastic or flesh?
mcfaily 0
never keep a gf that works on a cruise ship
Aiwahikaruseiza 0
trazan was king of her jungle
Voxphreak 0
You must not be very hot for her to have cheated on you with this http://allears.net/cruise/cruisepix/gm_tarzan.jpg lol seriously though... infidelity sucks.... IMO Pocahontas is hot...
AntiChrist7 0
tarzan the ape-creature or tarzan the vibrator?
mylifeisfuckedd 0
hahaha this is like hangover
bubblesdafrog 0
Well, ape-men are kinda sexy... What with their uncivilized behaviour and all. Mmm, yup. Very sexy. I can see why you're jealous. Tarzan shouldve cheated with you.