josh
United States
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
mystery
Phoenix, United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Eheath12Jheath14
Today, my boyfriend and I welcomed our first son into the world. After I gave birth, he said he was going home to make sure the house was ready for baby. A few hours later, he was tagged in a Facebook photo by a mutual friend at the local bar. FML
Quiteannoyed
Finland
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
kiken.bara
United States
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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Zhejan 0
The way this FML is worded, it sounds like the OP is a girl, and she didn't realize a child came out of her ******
DrunkenValor 0
I wonder how many people liked it.
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Comments (163)
leksileks 0
um this is a very unclear post. It's very confusing
rentjen525600 0
I'm guessing, he was away on buisnessfor a while, his wife/gf cheated on him, got preggy and tried to play it off like it was his baby.
Passerbye 0
How can this be real? How can you not even be aware of giving birth? I'm skeptical.
shortielove 0
OP is a man!!! duh!
kukopia 0
Lamest . . . FML . . . Eve . . . er .
jdannyl 0
How can you all be like that? It seems the obvious reason he thinks his life is f*cked is because the mother left him and he's being stopped from being the father for whatever reason. It's not likely to be 'oh sh1t i'm away on work so missed the birth', then his life wouldn't be f*cked, he'd be a dad and obviously happy about it. there's probably more to it from the way it's worded. he would find out in some other way thn facebook if he was still in real contact and a relationship with the mother
Greyst0ne 0
YDI for having pre-marital sex
VeganGrrrl 0
Are you kidding me? You realize it's 2009 right?
rawrs2748 0
omg get over yourself...not all of us are closed-minded religion freaks
Franc28 0
How do you not know you gave birth to a baby? The person who posted this is obviously insane.
luvpuppy 13
Srsly? The OP is a guy!
sera8091 0
I love how everyone responds to this like it's real. I'd wager 75% of the posts on this site are dreamed up.
happycracky456 0
Wow... learn to be a real man... stay with the woman you have sex with because you love her.... WTF IS WRONG WIth you. You wouldn't have this problem unless you had sex with the person you love
just_fine_thanks 0
two possibilities as i see it... 1) you got the girl pregnant and left (i shun in this case.) 2) you were happily together and had to leave (lets say you had to go to war. or something.) which is it? you have us all wondering.