josh
United States
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
mystery
Phoenix, United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Eheath12Jheath14
Today, my boyfriend and I welcomed our first son into the world. After I gave birth, he said he was going home to make sure the house was ready for baby. A few hours later, he was tagged in a Facebook photo by a mutual friend at the local bar. FML
Quiteannoyed
Finland
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
kiken.bara
United States
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Top comments
Zhejan 0
The way this FML is worded, it sounds like the OP is a girl, and she didn't realize a child came out of her ******
DrunkenValor 0
I wonder how many people liked it.
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Comments (163)
AmandaDestroys 0
How is that even possible? O.o
KennyMcCrmick322 0
#43 I thought the same thing at first! You Just made my day a little less sucky
djjaxon2001 4
Damn did I here kids
ITalkthatShit 6
Damn!!!!
rockybalboaaa_ 6
Sounds like something from Newport News , OP .
inkdeath87 18
You're the one who had sex in the first place! Its your own fault!
luvpuppy 13
Why weren't you at the hospital? Oh well, my father missed my birth as well.
Klwulffy 14
Wait what?
Nydreah 13
Wow.
Drentiful 9
Well why weren't you with your wife?!