josh
United States
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
mystery
Phoenix, United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Eheath12Jheath14
Today, my boyfriend and I welcomed our first son into the world. After I gave birth, he said he was going home to make sure the house was ready for baby. A few hours later, he was tagged in a Facebook photo by a mutual friend at the local bar. FML
Quiteannoyed
Finland
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
kiken.bara
United States
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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Zhejan 0
The way this FML is worded, it sounds like the OP is a girl, and she didn't realize a child came out of her ******
DrunkenValor 0
I wonder how many people liked it.
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Comments (163)
jjjeah 0
Hi, there is something called "sex before marriage". The mother was obviously not his wife.
gsdagjklg 0
YDI because you called your own son "it".
mav1986 1
yay for facebook!
vev_fml 0
Condoms, dude. Use 'em.
Melisaaaa 0
Yeah #96 Because Condoms are 100% effective
vev_fml 0
Well, he didn't know he had a kid. He was doing something wrong here... just thought I had a bit of a solution. Or prevention, for future instances. *whistles innocently*
TJStarzZ 8
I feel ya, dude. I remember my ex-girlfriend being 7 months pregnant and I'm like "Are you sure, cause I don't remember ******* unless you count that time last YEAR..". It was LOL when she 'broke up with me' cause I wasn't an 'influential role model'.
cat83 0
Paternity test, imo.
Aly3277 0
Sorry you found out that way. Talk to the girl and see what the situation is. Every man should have the right to know he has fathered a child.
Tubasaurus 0
I like so many people are saying "OMG deadbeat dad you should have kept in in your pants!" as if the mother is just a helpless victim and had no choice but to keep the baby.
Sachy 0
Oooohhh. I get it lols. I thought you were like a female and you didn't realize you had a child. What a sad life you have (: