Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I welcomed our first son into the world. After I gave birth, he said he was going home to make sure the house was ready for baby. A few hours later, he was tagged in a Facebook photo by a mutual friend at the local bar. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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Zhejan 0
The way this FML is worded, it sounds like the OP is a girl, and she didn't realize a child came out of her ******
DrunkenValor 0
I wonder how many people liked it.
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Comments (163)
EmilyFrances 0
omg! I thought the e x a c t same thing! I was so confused until I read your comment... HA! I didn't even think of that.... x)
hoff90 0
Sounds sad buddy. And dumb how some people jump to a conclusion that the guy is the one who left the woman. The way he's saying it, him and his partner split up before they found out she was pregnant. Hell, ever think that SHE may have left HIM before or after she knew, and without telling him if she was pregnant? Yes, he could have left her, but he may not of known anything about the pregnancy, but her fault for not telling him earlier. Of course, if she was smart she wouldn't have left him if she knew she was pregnant.
Jbiebs82 0
Add me on facebook.com/Yourlifeistoofuckedup
pen_island21 0
no we will. @16. and wow on facebook?
virtue_tm 0
Your comment : if you weren't around to find out that it's your own fault for being a crappy father. and if youre going to use the excuse 'she didnt tell me, how could i have known?' then try using a condom you stupid dick.
crazycat123 0
I don't follow. I'm not a Facebook person. that's probably why.
GirlyTomBoy 0
OP correct me if I'm wrong....but I'm pretty sure what he means is that his sob added him on facebook, and he didn't know the son existed until now
lindsaylu98 0
how old r u????
Havin 19
What is YDI and OP. Kind of new. Is it that obvious? =P
luvpuppy 13
YDI stands for "you deserved it", while OP stands for "original poster". I hope I helped! XD
hippo1234 19
lol at first I thought you were a girl and I was like, O.o wtf?? and then I realized you were a guy...