josh
United States
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
mystery
Phoenix, United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Eheath12Jheath14
Today, my boyfriend and I welcomed our first son into the world. After I gave birth, he said he was going home to make sure the house was ready for baby. A few hours later, he was tagged in a Facebook photo by a mutual friend at the local bar. FML
Quiteannoyed
Finland
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
kiken.bara
United States
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Top comments
Zhejan 0
The way this FML is worded, it sounds like the OP is a girl, and she didn't realize a child came out of her ******
DrunkenValor 0
I wonder how many people liked it.
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Comments (163)
rakhil11 7
Like most everybody's saying...what do you mean?
KnotSlipKnoTSiC 0
YDI for not falcon punching the bitch beforehand
plazmatyk 0
YES
Ibeapirate 0
....congratulations?
pumpkiin 0
well watch where you stick your penis . & stick around after you do .
deliapearl 0
another deadbeat dad in the making. have u contacted her to see ur child yet?
loquita_fml 0
Poor kid when he learns how to read and adds FML to his I-pod. I'm sure this will make him feel loved.
KapiTezuka 0
OP, please come back and clear this up. Why did you find it out like this? The way I read it, OP knew there was going to be a baby at some point, but not when exactly.
Gia0896 0
What does OP stand for?
BLiNdZoRz 3
I'm quite sure it stands for Original Poster or something like that.
mmica44love 0
wow lol didnt noe what it was saying until i saw the gender
exploding_toast 0
this would be so much funnier if the OP was a woman...