Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
Today, I emailed a bunch of documents to a potential client, only to later realise later I'd also emailed them a folder of mine and my husband's very intimate photos. There’s things in there we only do when I’m very drunk, and am very embarrassed by. I’ve been ducking my bosses calls for two hours. FML
Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
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MarkeiMark 0
promotion! (:
PaintTheStars 2
Well your gonna have to. Pretend like it never happened and if he mentions it act confused and say a friend pranked you.
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Comments (117)
nascar1477 0
just go to work drunk and maybe he'll really show "it" to ya!!
meneedlove 0
Now you know your boss likes you, take advantage of this. =) And anyway alcohol brings out your worste sides, but they are still YOURS :) so you proboably still want that pictures, you just wouldnt have the courage to ask for them while sober! :P
allyours 0
20- your pics is totally HOT.
banananut 0
mm, kinky.
Kanvis78 0
Sounds like you have him by the balls so to speak. Blackmail baby!
kyliejoann 3
that's disgusting. ew. but now you have blackmail :)
ore5150 1
how'd u know her boss was black lol ...jk
junkboy 4
48- epic fail at a joke
BahahahLOL 0
tap that shit
jdfml90 0
People always use "I was drunk..." as an excuse. If you can't handle your drink then know when to quit, and people usually do what they want to do sober when drunk, simply because they loose inhibitions and feel they can. YDI
adidjo 0
Fun boss
lol2034 2
^ comment win! and don't drink!
H0TinNYC 1
Ftw number 23! lol