Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
Today, I emailed a bunch of documents to a potential client, only to later realise later I'd also emailed them a folder of mine and my husband's very intimate photos. There’s things in there we only do when I’m very drunk, and am very embarrassed by. I’ve been ducking my bosses calls for two hours. FML
Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
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MarkeiMark 0
promotion! (:
PaintTheStars 2
Well your gonna have to. Pretend like it never happened and if he mentions it act confused and say a friend pranked you.
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Comments (117)
gothchickalive 0
lol cuz ur boss sent them
LethalXLorinda 0
LOL YUMMY!
Islander_fml 5
So, OP, are you a man or a woman? It'd be hilarious either way, but they're different types of hilarious.
psychoxxxinvader 3
Alcohol + Cellphone = Not good.
americanreject 0
i think id be scared 2
YouLookSoFine 0
hahahaha
honeybee366 0
you should sleep with him, then see what happens.
Sunsbeenkind 0
Great, you dumbass, now he's gonna be expecting more from you (sex-wise, that is).
Mz_Trina_Victory 0
Sorry hun but you do deserve it cuz 1) you couldn't control your intake && 2) cuz you asked for the pics.
wargasam 0
u a dude?