wtf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ohyey
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Anonymous
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
life of cuck, never good enough
New York, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Unsettling
Today, not only have I been cheated on in every relationship until where I am right now, I learned my current wife is fucking a guy 15 years younger than us. When we were both his age and post-grad, she turned me down several times. She didn't give me a chance until five years ago when she "wanted to settle." FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Nobody
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Breaking news
Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Trust
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Just good enough
Settled
Today, my wife admitted that she settled for me because I had a good job and made enough for her to live comfortably. I shouldn't worry though, because now she's old enough that she won't be able to pull anyone more exciting or attractive. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Wow, you're screwed.
TalkinSmack 6
sounds like she IS getting it elsewhere...
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Comments (318)
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Lies. That's what your wife is full of.
chickadie2004 0
at least she's not cheating
BountyBass 13
27 is old, I know too well:(
evilravie 0
in the words of Dan Savage: DTMFA. seriously.
i_love_life121 0
Slap a hoe..
funnyfuntime 0
Can you always take your wife's word for it that shes not cheating? She can always be screwing someone behind your back. Sex with you must have gotten boring.
danz123 7
Well tell her having a job and doing chores 'isn't important anymore' now you're 'getting older.' Failing that, get counseling. Failing THAT, divorce.
BigPerro4life 0
Ask her if you can recruit a pinch hitter that still cares about the game!
CrazyManNo9 29
She should see a doctor to make sure there isn't a physical problem. Then, get counseling and open up communications. To women, intimacy comes from being emotionally close and that takes more work than simply hopping in bed.
iamEricCartmen 0
Funny story, Kyle's mom is a stupid Jew bitch.