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Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML

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Doortje 30

Wow, you're screwed.

TalkinSmack 6

sounds like she IS getting it elsewhere...

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Badshah29 6

Get another wife!

marinus_fml 20

is that how you roll in Pakistan?

Person1233 13

I thought the "rape n' kill" was the Pakistani way. Maybe that's just the Taliban.

6tori6 5

hahaha good one marinus!

TheJester12 15

haha, rocked like a boss ^

ally_85 1

he can't handle one wife...he obviously can't handle 2.... listen to what the women are saying.... again that means you're boring in bed and not doing it for her so step it up she's not cheating on u even with the bad sex so be grateful u have a partner who will stick by u--- u still have a chance!! learn some other moves to make up for that not so magic stick up the intimacy and the swagger

PaRTy4LyFe 0

you're hot:)

Badshah29 6

So wat, atleast they r legally ours to ****, we dont go running to a strip club and do ugly prostitutes :p

PaRTy4LyFe 0

you're hot:)

Petunia888 13

Damn, look at all these shirtless guys on here. Someone get OP's wife! Lol, jk.

IHeartJimi02 0

84, just because she says she's not cheating doesn't mean it's the truth. She is either cheating or just bored like you said. Op won't know if she's bored or if something needs to change unless she says so. There's definitely lack of communication in the relationship.

ReynshineCutting 10

Or how about she's not cheating OR bored and just genuinely had a low sex drive? It's way more common than most people think for young women to have a virtually nonexistent sex drive that has nothing to do with their partner.

Badshah29 6

148 y not have u instead? ;)

wtf_op 0

I'm gonna disagree. I ain't bad in bed she just works at a physically demanding job, and we have 2 kids. So all women saying I'm bad in bed can eff off

FlowerChild587 0

You're not bad according to who? My husband is in the military, I work at a law firm and we both go to school in addition to 2 little boys. We **** quite regularly. So, not trying to bruise your poor lil ego but, hunny, you're not fooling anyone.

YoLauryn 0

Then maybe you should tell her the older she gets the less attractive she is. that oughta fix it :)

jadejazmyn 5

Yea wtf

ScuseMePrincess 2

Just tell her that you've also gotten too old, and doing chores doesn't seem important anymore. If that doesn't work, get counseling.

instnt1nfction 17

what if she says she's too old to make sandwiches

godmax1 3

You're never to old to make sandwiches

nubx 0

Well, I would say your screwed. But really, your not

zero1469 0

damn man thats sucks try getting her in the mood u kno take her out have a nice time and who knows u mite change her mind wink wink ;) lol

bonnie_vb8 5

haha wink wink;)

zero1469 0

yes wink wink ;) lol

DezzeyXNichole 0

..... She'd probably call his best friend, and go home with him ;D

redfaction 0

lol... broski.. I know how you feel... but when she is 31-35 she will be.so randy you won't know what to do... but then you will ne saying the same... I don't want to.... sad shit... least she's faithful!

MissBunnyWillEat 11

Your brain on drugs. ^^^

flighted_ 0

Your brain on too-tight weave ^^^

DaveTheBrave20 0

translation? you suck in bed

ally_85 1

exactly...means u suck in bed... man up and please that woman

wtf_op 0

wtf would you know? how old are you? we have kids dumbass it makes it more difficult cause we have other shit going on in our lives.

TifferNC 3

maybe you just are doing anything for her anymore, and she doesn't want to fake it anymore.

richard121212 0

dude she's cheating. now go slap her.