walktowardslight
R?dovre, Denmark
Today, I still didn't feel quite awake after the first lesson at school, so I went to get a cup of coffee from the vending machine. I had just enough money for it. No cup dropped into the holder, and the whole thing poured straight into the drip tray while I watched. FML
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Nickb55 16
Sorry you seem to be having a frappy day.
MeanBeagle 22
a latte problems
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Nickb55 16
Sorry you seem to be having a frappy day.
MeanBeagle 22
a latte problems
Axipiter 24
If your school has one, I'd suggest going to decafeteria next time.
tucansamTommyG 12
Sounds like it's bean a rough day for op.
tucansamTommyG 12
My comment must have been pretty brewtal, grounds for down voting.
walktowardslight 33
Ugh, pour little me was just going about the daily grind, and now you're all making a mochary of my misfortune?!
EffyFails 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
dunno if this was sarcasm or not, hope it was but what did you expect on this site, honestly? hey it could be a lot worse, and could probably tell someone that can work the machine in the school what happened and they'd sort it tip - apples and oranges good for energy, oh and bananas esp good for school
AninOnin 24
*woosh*
pussystank 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm a tard.
bughug1999 11
This is the best one I've read yet. But isn't it a little latte?
llalala_fml 19
Not a grande for OP
WarriorOmen 25
You win the coffee pun game, OP.
xxreikoxx 31
Don't worry OP, it happens to the best of us sometimes. The rest of us just aren't ballsy enough to admit it.
surranger 19
yes
TheAnon1313 28
Jesus!!! Didnt you read the comment??? It was a PUN!!!!!!
23lf 16
Sounds like the Earth is mad at you OP! What the hell did you do! But seriously, FYL.
cherry_popper69 11
How would earth control a coffee machine at school?
hard_candy 25
I'm guessing #2 means the cosmic force, universe, God, karma, some higher power, ect. some people believe that everything happens for a reason. some believe in coincidences, or creating your own truth/fate. but whatever the reason for a shit day, I believe in all of it. coffee is a necessity to me, so I'm sorry for your loss, OP. must have been hard witnessing the death of your coffee.
23lf 16
You must be a special kind of stupid huh 10. And yes 12, you are correct. That was the joke.
15Erik 21
No, it is the Decepticons!
StupidMonkey497 16
Not related but I like your choice in anime 2!
iTzSelverZz 14
You could just tell who is responsible about what happened and you will get your coffee
DARKDAY07 16
Doesn't really work that way if your getting coffee in between classes op probably didn't have time to go did someone explain what happened and then wait on them to get the coffee
Vitotaylor36 13
Generally speaking, you can talk to a person at the school who has authority to refund money for those things and just get your money back real quick.
PSYqualiac 17
Because $0.90 is worth the refund.
addictedtoIASIP 14
I would talk to someone who works at the school and hopefully they can fix it, and also give you your money back
Jojohn0 23
The vending machine was as tired as you
cdawg69 10
you ain't lyin
ilovefml913 10
Haha, made me laugh.
cakefete2 31
Maybe the coffee machine should get high off of its own supply.
FutueMeamVitam 24
You had one job, coffee machine!
stryder9090 28
Should have just stuck your mouth under the spout and drank it straight from the machine at 200 degrees
purelymixed 17
I second this, brilliant
MrConcise 35
This entirely. OP totally deserves it for not doing this.
mattyiscool123 26
Sounds painful
Garnetshaddow 30
That depends entirely on how desperate you are for coffee. There has to be some kind of tipping point where temp of coffee = less painful than no coffee.
ErinPinelli 24
Hide behind the machine. Wait for the next person to get their coffee. As soon as they're about to pick it up, hit them hard, pick up their coffee, and calmly leave.
Crossing 17
Unless the vending machine won't work for them ethier. Then she is screwed.
cakefete2 31
Then they can double team the coffee machine and... dispense a whole latte justice.
Vitotaylor36 13
#28 go to your room and think about what you've done.
kinky44 28
Just go back to bed, that day sounds skip-worthy.
charcharthunder 18
dude, you're at school. how can you go back to bed?
DoubleDosexo 12
I'm assuming this is in college #31, you don't have to be there. They really don't care, you're paying so you can choose to go or not. Op can just go home for the day, no questions asked.
Joshwarrior 39
41 completely agree, but sadly some professors are dicks. Even if a student is getting an A on Hw and tests in some weird hybrid course. Where most of the assignment are online and through wiki, but doesn't go to all classes the teacher can do give them a D that's unable to be contested. Happened to me that seriously screwed up my GPA in university :/ lol but it's in the past now
captainsmegma 12
Some days life just says "**** you". Those days are a real bitch-a-rooney.
devildog562 33
Coffee, the nectar of life in the morning. I would have been extremely disappointed too op.