Lois
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Can't Unsee
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
swtkiss1
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Ab
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Florida_1827
United States
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
RubyRed213
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
tracy4191
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Animal
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
One day…
Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
heartless
United States
Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML
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Pleonasm 36
DilD'oh! Must suck to bead you right now, finding out about your mom's lube-- I mean lewd activities.
perdix 31
It's always great to go into business doing you something you love. Thorough product testing ensures a great customer experience. If it happens to be ****** and anal beads, so be it!
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Comments (146)
TheManC 5
Pixoritdidnthappen
chucknorris76 3
these serious comments makes me laugh! I'm sure your cornea has the images burnt into for life.
capnbzarr 43
I read that in the voice of Skwisgaar Skwigelf.
perdix 31
So, does Dad get to play with the toys, or is he replaced by them?
RedPillSucks 33
He gets to buy the batteries, Except for the anal beads..... Ooh. Battery operated anal beads!!! *rushes to patent office*
Epikouros 32
So what's the problem? Are you jealous?
ICastillo 25
She heard the rumbling of the vibertron 3000 and went snooping. And found the gold mine of sex toys.
kikks_xx 10
I hope she doesn't.......
JR_Goes_Rawr 11
Tell her she should to make some money. The stores name could be Toys-In-Us.
RedPillSucks 33
More like Toys In Us
CharresBarkrey 16
77 - So... Exactly what they said?
skyeyez9 25
My husband's cousin owns one of the largest "adult stores" in the midwest. It was awkward to visit him at work while we were in town.....barely 10ft away was a very accurate model of a giant 3ft penis with veins and everything. The balls were the "base" so it could sit upright.
luststarrr 22
That one is called the Great American Challenge, I used to sell it at the adult shop I worked at.
buckdharma 38
I bet guys show up to play Santa that don't even work there.
darlinjai 18
Everyone needs a little variety in life right? or is it more of a different colored vibrator for every outfit type thing?
raesos91 26
ask if you can get family discounts. ...gross nevermind Dx