ForSeriousReally
Ponoka, Canada
Today, I was outside using a power sander. I forgot to put on mosquito repellent and a mosquito started biting me. My only somewhat-free hand was holding the power sander. FML
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Wideout40 21
If you flex hard enough while a mosquito is biting you it will explode
WCARlover 35
On the bright side, at least the sound of the sander must have masked the annoying little buzz mosquitos make ;D
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Comments (26)
lewismcke123 4
Why didn't you just let go of the power sander
ForSeriousReally 17
It was expensive.
allie2590 31
You're lucky that the mosquito wasn't biting your damn face then.
_EnderDoge 22
FYL.. Wow.
organizse 28
"How'd you get that scar?" "oh, a mosquito bit me" "..."
sonasonic 34
Great conversation starter for dummies.
berniro 14
I think you just invented a new kind of torture...
WCARlover 35
On the bright side, at least the sound of the sander must have masked the annoying little buzz mosquitos make ;D
Wideout40 21
If you flex hard enough while a mosquito is biting you it will explode
forsook 12
Is an unfortunately untrue urban legend... Though that would be awesome if it was real!
JusTheo 17
I mean wouldn't it make sense? pressure of blood
Ladisa 28
The way I see it (and I am in no way an expert) a mosquito would only suck blood out of veins, since they are superficial, and not arteries, which most of the time lie deeper. Since the blood in the veins is on its way back to the heart, the pressure there is fairly low. Now if the mosquito did manage to hit an artery, the chances are higher that this might happen. However, I still don't know if the pressure would be enough.
tina72us 9
Wait...what? How does flexing your muscles involve your arteries or veins? They are actually sucking blood out of capillaries, unless you are being bit by vampire mosquitos....
ZirePhoenix 10
i love doing this.
moondoglou420 17
Well did you get it..?
trucker2 33
Sounds like your well prepared for the itch... Sanding it away
ThunderLightTSV 31
Oh boy...At least you killed it. Unless you somehow missed.
lusanna 19
Well.. It depends on where it was biting you